tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2984233265677611835.post2356511926641305409..comments2023-09-26T05:11:32.834-05:00Comments on Cynical Dirt Doll: Cynical Dirt Dollhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11122926281080919692noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2984233265677611835.post-52568202318093764482008-05-27T07:29:00.000-05:002008-05-27T07:29:00.000-05:00Your friends don't hate you. We love you! Although...Your friends don't hate you. We love you! Although we do miss you...Venus in the Kitchenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03160514952612385964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2984233265677611835.post-71592446299386068862008-05-24T13:23:00.000-05:002008-05-24T13:23:00.000-05:00poison ivy/oak, rabid racoons, deydration, snake b...poison ivy/oak, rabid racoons, deydration, snake bites, blisters, hypnotremia, hypothermia, nausea, stress fractures, plantar fasciitis, friends hating you due to your stupid obssesion, S.O. hating you due to all the money you spend on your stupid obssesion, mountain lions/cougars, ice baths, ticks, spiders, cramps, falls & crashes, errant tree branches,getting lost, all sorts of lovely intestinal difficulties, hallucinations... shall I go on?? But that's the stuff that makes it fun!Cynical Dirt Dollhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11122926281080919692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2984233265677611835.post-44091703017614212632008-05-24T11:31:00.000-05:002008-05-24T11:31:00.000-05:00HOLY SHIT!!!Your toenails are falling off because ...HOLY SHIT!!!<BR/><BR/>Your toenails are falling off because of all your running on trails?! You somewhat left that part out when you were describing it as "fun and exciting!" Which makes me wonder what other side effects you're not telling us?<BR/><BR/>"Oh, this hump on my back? That's just because all the running on trails knocks my spine off balance and punctures my skin. But don't worry, with some nail polish added, you can't tell the difference."Travishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14247110803781028001noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2984233265677611835.post-33664376208591996942008-05-24T10:05:00.000-05:002008-05-24T10:05:00.000-05:00Aw damn, now the pressure is on to come up with a ...Aw damn, now the pressure is on to come up with a better story than just for me lots of running on trails equals blisters under the toenails which equals blackening and then loss of said toenails. There's an ultraunner who had all his toenails permently removed 'cause they bothered him so much!! Now that's freakin' hardcore!Cynical Dirt Dollhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11122926281080919692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2984233265677611835.post-86627301646623217742008-05-24T09:48:00.000-05:002008-05-24T09:48:00.000-05:00Okay, your fanclub is dying to know...what happene...Okay, your fanclub is dying to know...what happened to your toenails?! Were they removed when you were a POW in 'Nam? Cause that would make you even awesomer!Travishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14247110803781028001noreply@blogger.com